Once there was a man named Cheekstache. He was bullied all his life because his parents somehow knew that when he was older he would have hair growing from his cheeks. They must have been gypsies or something.
When he was just 15 years old he was diagnosed with freak syndrome and was banished from his home town. He wasn't sure if he was feeling sad or angry, his emotions were bullying one another. "Leave me alone!" He cried and ran up into the mountains.
Cheekstache lived high in the mountains for 13 years, living between caves and wandered the mountains for food and beer. He never did find any beer but he found some pretty sweet sandwiches. After his sandwiches he found himself climbing a huge peak. "I bet I could see everything from there" he thought to himself.
Reaching the top he caught his breath and looked over and saw a glowing blob of ooze. Sick. The blob oozed its gooeyness under the peak so poor Cheekstache was stuck.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ENDING!
1. Cheekstache jumps down into the ooze
2. Asks the blob to help him down
3. Wait it out
You chose option 1.
Cheekstache jumps down into the ooze and starts to drown.
1a. He dies
1b. He swims out and becomes a goat farmer
You chose option 1a.
Cheekstache died. The end.
You chose option 1b.
Cheekstache holds his breath tightly and swims to the nearest bank. He takes out a loan of $500 and buys 3 goats and a dog. He never saw the blob thing again. The end.
You chose option 2.
"Hey blob, can you help me out here? I'm stuck" asked Cheekstache
2a. No. the blob is a douche and doesnt help him. Go to option 1.
2b. Ok. The blob helps you out.
You chose option 2b.
The blob helps you down from the peak however he said something about being hungry and ate Cheekstache to death. The end.
You chose option 3.
Cheekstache decides to wait it out until the blob leaves. Unfortunately for him it was the blobs house. He could only wait for so long. Go to option 2.
yay!
